MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours agoPlease stop dropping this kid offlemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1747arrow-down110
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minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up15·21 hours agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 hours agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-213 hours agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-215 hours agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoi think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoyeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits…
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
yeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol