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    It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.

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      Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with “sounds like a skill issue to me”.

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      Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.

      But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/

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        … Just kill me

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          Oh my genitals / giantess! 😳

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            May genitals have mercy on us…

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              That must be the part where the giantess comes in? 😜

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      Still wrong. Squeal.

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        skull

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQRL

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      Squl

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      We pronounce it ancient.

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      sometimes its fun to stress wrong letters, like throwing out “ess-Kwall” or “seh-Kwall”

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