NO THEY ARE NOT ANTEATERS DONE EVOLVED MORE TIMESES gang up on him all y’all different anteaterses
they are the crabs of the land. dude even looks scuttley
edit you know what i was going to edit it out but my hill folk heritage comes out in times of passion deal with it
Arthur is supposed to be an anteater??!?
Aardvark
A a rd v-a-r-k
YOU DONE MESEED UP AY-AY-RDVARK!
perfect
Aardvarks are much better than anteaters, if we sort them lexicographically by name.
NO THEY ARE NOT ANTEATERS DONE EVOLVED MORE TIMESES gang up on him all y’all different anteaterses

they are the crabs of the land. dude even looks scuttley
edit you know what i was going to edit it out but my hill folk heritage comes out in times of passion deal with it
They covered this in song.
My first artichoke plant was named Arthur. Then a bastard cultist murdered it. I think that’s about all i can go into it though.