…my butthole keeps burning but I never learn. It’s so damn delicious.
Can spicy food actually cause physical damage? Burns? Infections?
I remember how painful it was when I did my pepper spray examination. The teacher dropped a few droplets onto one of my closed eyes and then they told me to blink. It felt like somebody was trying to dig out my eyeball with a fistful of lit cigarettes. With a scoville level of 5 300 000, that’s not surprising…


Since no one else has asked: what the fuck is a pepper spray examination? That sounds horrific.
the idea is that to get to be the one spraying, you have to know first hand how much pain you are inflicting.
It was awful. I was a correctional officer for four years and equipping pepper spray had just become compulsory. 🥵