…my butthole keeps burning but I never learn. It’s so damn delicious.
Can spicy food actually cause physical damage? Burns? Infections?
I remember how painful it was when I did my pepper spray examination. The teacher dropped a few droplets onto one of my closed eyes and then they told me to blink. It felt like somebody was trying to dig out my eyeball with a fistful of lit cigarettes. With a scoville level of 5 300 000, that’s not surprising…


I love when an entire product gets banned, canceled, or reworked because of the actions of 1 idiot child. He had several pre-existing heart issues that should have made it obvious that he shouldn’t eat stuff that spicy. The chip didn’t kill him, Darwin did.