resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoTrump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Daywww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down14file-text
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minus-squareosanna@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·18 hours ago“I’m stepping down as Pres! I realised I’m a piece of shit that can’t run shit!” “april fools!”
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·17 hours agoTime for a court ruling that states saying “april fools” is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·17 hours agoI would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred
“I’m stepping down as Pres! I realised I’m a piece of shit that can’t run shit!”
“april fools!”
Time for a court ruling that states saying “april fools” is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.
I would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred