first and foremost, absolutely fuck cruises - absolute environmental disasters.

okay with that out of the way, I’ve been on one in high school and it was so great! Food available on demand, you aren’t stuck in a car going from place to place with your parents bickering all the time, and activities are usually pre-planned at ports of call so if you don’t want to organize it yourself you don’t have to. there are plenty of nice things about a cruise that I will never again experience because of just how much damage they do to our oceans and atmosphere every single day.

Even if the idea of cruize ships just sucks to me. Go on a real holiday rather than stuck on a boat.

I fucked your mom on a cruise.

You’re right.