Whispers in The Wind,
To Each His Own,
Put it Where it Doesn’t Belong,
My Pipes Need Cleaning,
All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight,
I Need Your Cock,
Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers,
My Cunt And Eight Shafts,
Cum Clean,
Cum Gargling Naked Sluts,
Cum Buns III,
Cumming in Socks,
Cum On Eilene,
Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum,
Girls Who Crave Cock,
Girls Who Crave Cunt,
Men Alone II: The KY Connection,
Pink Pussy Lips,
and oh yeah, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
In the next Andy Weir book, I bet that’s how he calculates acceleration in zero G.
“I just happened to remember that semen has a viscosity of 93 Penrose and that a palladium vibrates at 6.3e⁷ portisheads per waneshaft when exposed to bicurious voltage. So by spunking on a metal ruler and shorting out a 9v battery on it I made a rudimentary McGlochlon Scale!”
What porn did they take with them?
Alien kind.
So, tentacles?
it’s more like extremely pointy prehensile elbows but look you can only be so picky
Whispers in The Wind, To Each His Own, Put it Where it Doesn’t Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eilene, Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and oh yeah, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Just fascinating how they all collaborated to agree to these specific titles.
They had several meetings at NASA, rigorous tests, & selected only the best for peak performance.
“How many pornos does a woman need for a week in space? One? A thousand?” - Someone at NASA, probably
(Lol, I was initially trying to make that joke/reference, but couldn’t manage to get it right. Gg.)
it’s the library of congress spank bank
They must be big fans of black & white films
Now i am imagining how the semen flies through the rocket after masturbating…
There’s no way you’d be watching the astronauts live and a jar of nut flys by.
Of course, that jar of nut would be strapped down
In the next Andy Weir book, I bet that’s how he calculates acceleration in zero G.
“I just happened to remember that semen has a viscosity of 93 Penrose and that a palladium vibrates at 6.3e⁷ portisheads per waneshaft when exposed to bicurious voltage. So by spunking on a metal ruler and shorting out a 9v battery on it I made a rudimentary McGlochlon Scale!”
Probably a variety?
Nope! Exclusively Corsican convent bdsm porn!
I’m still on the edge of whether I should joke about asking for a link and worrying I’ll get the response.
No worries, I’m not aware of whether or not such porn actually exists 😄
Rule 34 and 35 dictate that you’re now responsible for making sure it exists.
Eh, I’ve done worse 🤷🏻
would this be an ethical use of ai?
No
“It doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian, baby!”
-Private Frost