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minus-squareLenny@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134arrow-down1·1 day agoI’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours ago“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 hours agoWow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoDon’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolves your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoThin mints… well ive never denied it.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 hours agoYou think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”
Wow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolves your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
J’Accuse…!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
Thin mints… well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
So brave :')