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minus-squareLenny@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up142arrow-down1·1 month agoI’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoThin mints… well ive never denied it.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYou think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoWow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoDon’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month ago“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
J’Accuse…!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
So brave :')
Thin mints… well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
Wow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”