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Sundray@lemmus.org to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Worst First Lady Ever

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Worst First Lady Ever

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Sundray@lemmus.org to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just going to leave this here.

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    The paper she was reading from (which I strongly suspect was written by someone else) said “convicted”, but she said “convinced”.

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    Oddly precise wording. She could have chosen more blanket language and she didnt. She might just as well have held a press conference and admitted she is guilty.

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      deleted by creator

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    madam in cheif

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    We need to write a sawng about how we don’t diddle kids.

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    “Donalds? I win Best Movie Star, yes? Or else you bomb the Academy!”

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    Up until today I’d just assumed without thinking about it that she wasn’t involved in any of the scummier Epstein dealings, but she’s just done a good job of making me question that.

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    She forgot « yet » at the end there

  • betanumerus@lemmy.ca
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    So who did the trafficking, Epstein or Trump himself? Sorry I’m new to this.

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      Epstein is the trafficker, but he used other prostitutes to get young girls over into his island. Melania Knavs, defined previously was a “model”, was pimped to Epstein by Paolo Zampalli, a wealthy Italian who ran the famous Roman bunga-bunga sex parties in the 90s. By calling her a “model”, she got her green card. Knavs then helped traffic children to Epstein, and in all that she married a John who was Donald Trump.

      The person who knew all this was Melania Trump’s friend, Amanda Ungaro, who Zampalli had deported by ICE to keep quiet.

      But Ungaro is now talking to the world press about how FLOTUS was a pimp.

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        Thanks for the summary!

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    I’ll bet this is something the founding fathers never saw coming, a thing 45 previous first ladies have never gone before the country to say.

    • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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      no-one could have. rip founders

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        Y’all clearly have NO IDEA how nasty the founding fathers were. Ben Franklin, TJ, and Madison in particular.

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          Oh, I know what assholes these guys were. Still, did they fuck kids with Trump and Epstein?

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    First, epstein island to distract from the thing.

    Second war to distract from epstein island.

    Third we’re back to epstein island again.

    Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).

    Lolz.

    • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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      everything leads there. bury them there.

      accused, yet

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      $50 on Hunter, those trump babies look like you could snap 'em over your knee

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        No one has a softer jaw than the children of wealthy people.

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        Hunters done a lot of drugs in his life…his cardiovascular health cant be that strong.

        But God knows what drugs the Trump kids have done.

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          Blood plasma transfusions from the strongest stock of young healthy peasants does wonders, if you have the means.

          The super rich are injecting blood from teenagers to gain ‘immortality’ https://www.bbc.com/bbcthree/article/347828f8-6e7f-4a9b-92ab-95f637a9dc2e

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          The trumplings have also spent a soft fat life insulated from anything harder than slapping a maid. Hunter’s absolutely had his earrings ripped out

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    first ESCORT assigned by putin to be specific

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    Have never been legally accused or convicted SO FAR…!
    83VdHD3qSB1Oabd.jpg

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    I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.

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      “Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”

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      Wow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.

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        Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolves your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.

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      J’Accuse…!

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        Is that legal ?

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          Oh my no. It’s mandatory.

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      Thin mints… well ive never denied it.

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        You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?

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      So brave :')

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