Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of the President of Uganda and Commander of the Special Operations, said that they would cut off all diplomatic relations within 30 days if their problems were not resolved, by attempting to threaten Turkey.

Expressing his support for Israel, Kainerugaba stated that the Ugandan army was ready for an operation. He described Israel as “Holy Land” and expressed their ability to provide military support.

Kainerugaba expressed that he demands at least $1 billion from Turkey for a possible settlement, and also said that he wants the most beautiful woman in Turkey as a wife.

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    We can do that? Then I demand from the United States $1B and I’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse. I’ll be taking it from their war chest and somehow redistributing it to the people directly. That way if they genuinely want this war they can have it, and I won’t have disenfranchised anyone. Meanwhile me and my incredible wife will work on other major life goals.

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      Then I demand from the United States $1B

      Sounds like a standard Trump lawsuit-threat SLAPP letter. Always demand $1B.

      Me, I’d even settle for the second most beautiful woman in Turkey.

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      i’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse

      All of US’ smartest geniouses have long since migrated to better countries i’m afraid

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      Yes, you totally can. Just start demanding! It doesn’t mean that you’ll receive anything, but you can freely demand whatever you want.