Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of the President of Uganda and Commander of the Special Operations, said that they would cut off all diplomatic relations within 30 days if their problems were not resolved, by attempting to threaten Turkey.
Expressing his support for Israel, Kainerugaba stated that the Ugandan army was ready for an operation. He described Israel as “Holy Land” and expressed their ability to provide military support.
Kainerugaba expressed that he demands at least $1 billion from Turkey for a possible settlement, and also said that he wants the most beautiful woman in Turkey as a wife.
Just include proof of your status as a warlord of an area commanding billions in natural resources, along with two forms of ID.
No problem, I have GIMP installed.
My yard does have a surprising number of trees.
I have big leaf aspen, quaking aspen, white aspen, maple, oak. Not in that order. Then witch hazel and black cherry, not the good kind, in the understory. Which are very small trees, a few pines, a couple of strong stands of all Pines, white pines, a little spruce but all the Pines in the deciduous forests are sickly and they die for no apparent reason. Also a couple of one off Burch and Beach, The Birches sickly, the beach is strong but not much of it.
That sounds beautiful. I just moved in a few months ago and have no idea what I have, but I know part of the lot is forest overgrown with kudzu. I daren’t venture in.
If they’re mature and you can find someone to illegally cut them down, /r/treelaw has taught me that you might actually have millions in damages :)
Did I mention I THINK there’s crude oil and gold underneath the trees?
Ah well, no lawyer will touch that, then. Prepare to be invaded. 😰
Eh, I’ll take what I can get these days.