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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
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    I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

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      Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.

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        Why buy a personal computer or word processor?

        …they asked in 1987, when word processor didn’t necessarily mean a piece of software

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      Wait, that sentence has been said before? 🫪

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