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minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down1·19 hours agoswap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up88arrow-down1·18 hours agoI use Arch BTW. Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·17 hours agoI thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agohttps://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoReal programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 hours agoTfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoJust play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squarefrank@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 hours agoI never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
minus-squareOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·19 hours agoI am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
minus-squareWR5@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·16 hours agoLikely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!
minus-squaretrollercoaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·18 hours agoThat’s pneumatic Linux, though.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoActually it’s GNUmatic Linux.
swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
I use Arch BTW.
Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Incorrect, you need
https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
You must feel compressed.
Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!
That’s pneumatic Linux, though.
Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.