I can fix her
I think she is the Fixer
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.
Relevance doesn’t mean burying the lede in regard to when it happened.
It’s a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.
What’s the incentive for Lemmy? Points/karma doesn’t matter here.
I think here on Lemmy the incentive is comment and post history to have a more trusted account.
You guys are looking at other people’s accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they’re on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very “dot world” of me).
Depends on the comment, the post, and how lazy I’m feeling in that particular moment.
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
That’s just Jennifer Gardner with extra steps.
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
Yeah… I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there’s a chance I’m going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
That’s a plot point in The Sting
And Killing Eve
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know… solve a few of the US’s problems.
A cleaned-up quote from comedian Eddie Griffin…
“Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta “perfect record”. Don’t tell me that this ain’t KGB’s most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don’t know where the body’s buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her.”
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could’ve made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
Sadako?
More like Asami in Audition…
chi chi chi chi
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
How would you know if you don’t try?
They could have tried already and failed.
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
He ain’t me
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…
Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…
Amateurs
I don’t want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn’t as satisfying as killing the money.
