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minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoMy wife: why do we need a whole home VPN? What are you hiding? Me: Baby, I work in Infosec. I’m hiding everything. But I’m mostly doing it to make it harder for our ISP to harvest and sell the data I’m paying for them to transmit.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoShe doesnt know how well you protect her. Keep the fucking’ man outta your girl’s DMs.
My wife: why do we need a whole home VPN? What are you hiding?
Me: Baby, I work in Infosec. I’m hiding everything. But I’m mostly doing it to make it harder for our ISP to harvest and sell the data I’m paying for them to transmit.
She doesnt know how well you protect her.
Keep the fucking’ man outta your girl’s DMs.