cross-posted, via Offbeat News.
How the viral ‘Scientology speedrun’ trend got started and why young people keep doing it.
1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media
cross-posted, via Offbeat News.
How the viral ‘Scientology speedrun’ trend got started and why young people keep doing it.
1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media
I’m glad they aren’t wasting their time on low hanging fruit while the global order spirals into chaos or anything…
Yeah those god damn lazy Canadian teens, why aren’t they stopping fascism in America, or ending the war in Ukraine. All these lazy damn kids are doing these days is… Checks notes … Taking direct and effective action against the world’s largest cult, know for being extremely litigious and violent to detractors.
By the time I was there age I was already… Playing baseball
thought that was catholicism?
It is, but most people are stil squeamish about admitting that it’s a cult.
Tom Cruise, seen here packing fudge.
ow the edge
Can we speed run Trump’s bedroom while he’s vulnerably asleep?
The SS is armed and will be rewarded for shooting you, but if you really want to I can’t stop you.
Where age?
There. Age.
It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.
Yep, exactly
And by your logic, nobody should help out at animal shelters while there is still child slavery and hunger in the world.
Not only the top priority thing needs doing. If someone gets attested for urinating in public, it’s not a good arguement to say “shouldn’t you be out catching murderers?”
And what the fuck are you doing, asshole? Sitting here on Lemmy with your thumb up your dick?
Dude I knew I forgot something today thanks
*note to self fish thumb out of dick hole*
What? No actually my time is very valuable, I promise.
I can see that I touched a nerve though. You’re welcome.
Every single person who ever said “my time is very valuable” as if it’s somehow not as valuable as someone else’s time, is an asshole. Every. Single. One.
Hmm?
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how much more important my time is than yours
Anyway, my point was that scientologists are low hanging fruit, they should be protesting the politicians who are selling their future, that’s all I meant.
I’m glad you feel so passionately about it though. Real “American millennials in 2007” energy
Someone who’s time is so important that they spend all day replying to people’s posts on Lemmy.
LOL
So, only the most important thing can ever be done? Including by random unorganized teens?
I mean, ideally, yes, people should probably try to live their lives in a way that maximizes the importance of their actions, especially when they’re actions that challenge authority.
But hey, I mean laughing at clowns is funny too, it just isn’t as impressive as, you know, actually opposing real authority figures
You joined Lemmy five hours ago and have 17 comments, a plurality of which are whining about a few hundred teenagers in Canada.
I believe we used to say GOTTTEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM for this sort of thing but I imagine that’s cringe now
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People including like 14 year old dweebs should be considering the geopolitical and sociopolitical weight of each of their actions and only doing what action maximizes the glory of the human species forever into eternity. Right? I mean this is basically you. Like I get yeah it’s be great if we all just righteously righteouses our way down to city hall and tomorrow we all woke up on Mr Rodgers street and waved howdy neighbour and nobody heard of debt, hallelujah!!!
Like, this is nonsense. This is Wilder than the wildest Looney leftie gobbledygook, by a margin of infinity. You’re a goofball who’s just wasting people’s time and that’s probably the point. And if so then good day sir, you win I lose.
You’re wasting your own time, budders
I don’t think you can credibly accuse someone of having a touched nerve while you’re sitting here on a backwater social media site pissing and moaning about how some teenagers in Vancouver are annoying you by doing something good.
Why not?
Okay, then what are you doing with that valuable time? Spill it.
Well, today, I’m actually in the process of packing my shit so I can move into this house that I just bought.
And that’s about all the time I have for you
Being baited into spending time replying to social media posts questioning the value of your time… you sure showed them, buddy.
Dude fuck off that’s what the Internet is.
I’m also doing like 5 other things
Think what you want, I already know I’m living a better life than you are 💖
I’m just being honest with you, but you sound like an insufferable cunt. Go touch grass.
Wow good one
If I’m being honest, I care more about what the homeless people who wander through my neighborhood think than I care even a tiny bit about what some random angry dude on Lemmy thinks…weird right?
So what does your wife think about that mouth of yours?
Lol I’m just kidding, we both know you don’t have a wife
Okay, and how is that helping with the whole “global order spiraling into chaos” thing?
So how’s your personal life going?
Do you usually spend this much time harassing random assholes on the internet, or was there a particular aspect to my offhanded comments that particularly triggered you?
Honestly, I’m all ears
You lose your job? Your boss mean to you? Not a lot of attention from the ladies?
Like what made you such an angry little man, I wonder…
Why yes, there was.
The part where you criticized some random teens for going after ‘low hanging fruit’ when apparently they’re supposed to be tackling global problems instead. Especially the hypocritical part of that, because you’re also doing nothing about those global problems.
Hypocrites annoy me. And I don’t usually spend so much time harassing them, but I do enjoy harassing a hypocrite when I see one so blatant.
Wow the invisible chorus in your head must be swooning at your ability to inact justice that no one will ever care about
Anyway, I’m glad I could be the object of your impotent rage, I hope you can put that energy towards something in your personal life that actually matters next time
Because uh…someone saying things on the internet isn’t hypocrisy chief, it’s just an opinion…one that apparently triggered the shit out of you, so maybe think about that?
Or don’t, I don’t care 😘