• floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Sure. Just do this cheek swab, let us scan your retina and fingerprints, show us your government-issued ID, provide a little blood and a stool sample, and unlock your phone so we can review your social media posts and messages for the last 5 years. We’ll need bank statements and a credit history too. If you’re approved you can rent shared space on a Chromebook for only $30 per month. Terms and conditions apply.