X: “Well, we’ve absolutely hit rock bottom here. At least there’s nowhere to go but up now…am I right?”

Y: “Actually no. We can absolutely move laterally, suffering from tragedy to tragedy, each at equal levels of suck, whilst remaining at rock bottom.”

Honestly, it’s on you for thinking there’s a floor to this.

I fuckin love this, he’s the ultimate florida man LoL fuckin Orange dingleberry