“Chat, the billionaires are acting super sus while hungry New Yorkers are in need of a carry. So let’s flip the script. Spend your Bezos bucks here and you’ll help the needy. Let’s goooo!!!”

X: “Well, we’ve absolutely hit rock bottom here. At least there’s nowhere to go but up now…am I right?”

Y: “Actually no. We can absolutely move laterally, suffering from tragedy to tragedy, each at equal levels of suck, whilst remaining at rock bottom.”

They burried him at the Pet Sematary.

They are both definitely doing it for me in that photo tbh. You gotta give credit to Taika for the casual hotness in that photo too.

I cannot see that photo without instantly becoming desperately thirsty.

Good thing LTT is based in Canada. His golden jet is safe!

Translation: “ZOMG, das mee!! OH I’m hansum! So hansum!!! Hey! Come see how hamsum I haz!!!”

Dog looks like he’s been a roadie for Metallica since the Kill’em All days.

What a shocking turn of events…but not really.

I kinda dig the aesthetic.

Don’t forget the sudden need for “readers”.

As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.

Join us in the “snip snip” club.

Clusterfuck.

: a complex and utterly disordered and mismanaged situation
: a muddled mess

If you want a Cybertruck, you want the all-wheel version a vasectomy.

Please don’t reproduce.

LOL, I have not updated my LinkedIn in about 12 years.

Ideally, higher quality audio circuitry.