Translation: “ZOMG, das mee!! OH I’m hansum! So hansum!!! Hey! Come see how hamsum I haz!!!”

Dog looks like he’s been a roadie for Metallica since the Kill’em All days.

What a shocking turn of events…but not really.

I kinda dig the aesthetic.

Don’t forget the sudden need for “readers”.

As Gen-X, I can confirm that 30 is far more traumatic than 40.

It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.

Join us in the “snip snip” club.

Clusterfuck.

: a complex and utterly disordered and mismanaged situation
: a muddled mess

If you want a Cybertruck, you want the all-wheel version a vasectomy.

Please don’t reproduce.

LOL, I have not updated my LinkedIn in about 12 years.

Ideally, higher quality audio circuitry.

“Well, the plague didn’t work. I guess I’ll try raining hell fire.” – God

Stop
Eating
Beef!

As much as I loved me some burgers, sirloin tips and churrasco, the cost just isn’t worth it.

Bro shows up with a guitar and a Nano Cortex. No pedal board. No amp.

When you are 6’11" and they tell you ro keep your back straight for the cameras when giving your speech.

Me, not a dad, reading that joke: