Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoDid you know someone broke in to my house and stole a dozen eggs from me? They also left a pot of boiling water on the stove...message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1133arrow-down1message-squareDid you know someone broke in to my house and stole a dozen eggs from me? They also left a pot of boiling water on the stove...Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square1fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoThey are going to have to get a hard boiled detective on the case.
They are going to have to get a hard boiled detective on the case.