pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.
True and I obviously have no idea what I’m doing. But I’m sure it doesn’t matter because I don’t know anything about music, don’t have absolute pitch and just pressed e f f on an online midi keyboard 🤣
Ritard is short for ritardando. It means slow down playing at this point. The “You” above it is probably just coincidental lyrics
“Ritardando” sounds like you’re being insensitive and a little racist.
It also, you know, sounds like “retard”
It literally is the word “retard” in Italian.
Obviously
“die” is probably from a german song. It’s the article for female nouns (or plurals). Couldn’t guess the song though based on those three notes.
pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.
the performer sees “pp” in the paper and impulsively puts their pants down
*instinctively
you’re being a ritardando
Sorry
thanks! til
We don’t even know what those three notes are. Is it a treble clef? Bass clef? Tenor clef‽
True and I obviously have no idea what I’m doing. But I’m sure it doesn’t matter because I don’t know anything about music, don’t have absolute pitch and just pressed e f f on an online midi keyboard 🤣