Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoGenie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareGenie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-25 hours agoI would wish to be forever 18, immortal, and invincible until I decide to die and I say the code word. I won’t tell him the code word. Revenge is a dish best served with the heat death of the universe
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 minutes agoIf you ask to be half your age, does that make the other guy 1/4th their age or at your current age?
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 hours agoForever 36 is really not that bad. I’d take it over forever 18.
I would wish to be forever 18, immortal, and invincible until I decide to die and I say the code word.
I won’t tell him the code word.
Revenge is a dish best served with the heat death of the universe
If you ask to be half your age, does that make the other guy 1/4th their age or at your current age?
Forever 36 is really not that bad. I’d take it over forever 18.