I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Unless your the asshole in this adversarial relationship, then they still hate you but you’ve made their life better. Which would make you not the asshole, unless you did it only because of a flawed plan. My head hurts

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      3 hours ago

      Everyone’s an asshole to someone.

      And sometimes people hurt other people, and they hold a grudge against the people they hurt, and perhaps even hate them for it.

      Shit’s unfair, humans are messy.

      I try to be good to almost but not entirely everyone.

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        1 hour ago

        I’m not anybodys enemy. I’m the person you forget you had any interaction with. The kind of person that daily employees still don’t know my name after working there for 7+ years.

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        3 hours ago

        See that’s where we differ, I’m an asshole to everyone! Because I’m the CIA and that’s how we do!

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          3 hours ago

          That’s entirely fair, and I apologize for last night, when I took the Shit That Won’t Quit™ and your boss said you’d be docked pay if you flinched away from watching.

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            3 hours ago

            Not gonna lie, I was both disgusted and impressed at the same time, kinda like when you drive past a horrific car crash and can’t stop looking