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minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoBy 2026 AI does the scrolling for you, a feature made mandatory (all scrollbars removed) in 2028 😭
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoFrom next year the government will be allowed to scroll for you if they deem it in the interest of national security
minus-squareterranoid@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoAnd pauses for 30 seconds over each ad.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoMore profitable to deliver ads seamlessly without pausing but shown continuously all the while scrolling. 100% profits!🤑💸
By 2026 AI does the scrolling for you, a feature made mandatory (all scrollbars removed) in 2028 😭
From next year the government will be allowed to scroll for you if they deem it in the interest of national security
And pauses for 30 seconds over each ad.
More profitable to deliver ads seamlessly without pausing but shown continuously all the while scrolling. 100% profits!🤑💸