Wife coming to bed? Nope. Clearly must be another break in. Obvious wind? Grab the pepper spray you keep under the bed and scan the room as your heart pounds. Literally nothing? Let’s wake up in a start and double check that the doors are double locked and barred.

Yeah, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone

Or an earthquake. You will have fear every time it happens, for the rest of your life

I just suffered childhood trauma involving my narcissistic father always knowing what floortile of the kitchen I was standing on.