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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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The US agency has reminded travelers about the strict rules for carrying liquids in a carry-on bag
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    9 hours ago

    Ranch is gross, I’m sorry

    • chilicheeselies@lemmy.world
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      Ranch from a dressing bottle is gross. A home made ranch sauce is actually pretty good, basically like white sauce with more tang.

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      That’s your opinion. It’s wrong, but you are entitled to it.

      Out of curiosity are you also one of the genetically-deficient that think cilantro tastes like soap?

      • valar@lemmy.ca
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        Nah I like cilantro!

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      Homemade ranch with fresh herbs, garlic, buttermilk and fish sauce is amazing.

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        Never thought about fish sauce! I usually just use a cheap packet and a small container of sour cream. Might throw in a scoop of mayo if I’m feeling frisky. But I did just get a new bottle of squid brand, and I want to use it as much as possible before the flip top takes a shit.

        I think I’m about to fuck up some veggies.

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        I like using tarragon in place of dill.

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      Don’t be sorry, it is gross.

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      there’s no need to be sorry for stating relevant facts

      and I want to point out that I fucking love mayonnaise. but ranch is gross.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Right there with you on mayonnaise, and I despise bottled ranch, but you gotta try making your own with some carrots and broccoli and shit.

        It’s really good.

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