• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    “Ah don’t wear a seatbelt because muh sisters cousins friends uncles neighbors mechanics grandaddys brother died while he was wearing a seatbelt and couldn’t get out of the vehicle in time to avoid the freight train that he was too blind and deaf to see or hear coming.”

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Why was a blind/def person driving to begin with?

      “He wudn’t, his preacher’s side-piece’s son’s 2nd step-daddy was drivin’ shit-faced n flee through the windshield so he coon’t help”

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      Fwiw, there’s seatbelts in that image. If you wanted to sit closer, you could cross the right belt over and buckle it into the left buckle, and buckle the left belt into the right one. You could use the same method to secure a 3rd person in the middle. As long as nobody’s too fat.