• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Fat fuck can’t even get skinny on Ozempic?

    I think it makes sense, he’s never eaten because he feels hungry, he eats because he’s a greedy little piggy that is never satisfied.

    So Ozempic doesn’t work, because it just blocks hunger signals.

    He’s still grazing from a table full of hours old McDonald’s because that’s how he’s lived for decades.

    Like, trying to lose weight when you’ve normalized those eating habits is a futile effort. Even when he just gets a bespoke meal, he doubles up on sandwiches and washes it down with milkshakes.

    Thats a normal fucking meal for him, two McDonald’s sandwiches, large fries, large milkshake.

    Multiple times a day, everyday.

    No one eats that because they’re hungry, so Ozempic isn’t going to do anything. And neither will this new untested drug little Bobby Kennedy said was safe.

    And of course it’s a “peptide” that people are getting without a prescription because of TikTok videos…

    https://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2025/mar/retatrutide-melts-fat-fast-but-at-a-cost-warn-experts.html

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      1 hour ago

      mhhhh, I wonder if there is a hormone that is to being a greedy POS as ghrelin is to hunger? We should start cutting into billionaires until we find it.

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      2 hours ago

      He’s also known to abuse Adderall going back to the apprentice.

      That’s a feat that you can eat on ozempic and Adderall.

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        2 hours ago

        He’s 80…

        The brain is basically on autopilot, and just falls back on habits. For him that means shoveling high calorie trash food down his throat.

        Don’t forget one of his favorite “power moves” at diners he hosted was to serve ice cream as dessert. Just so he could give everyone one scoop but get two scoops himself.

        It’s not just food for him, it’s like that Always Sunny episode where they hyperfocus on who eats first. He’s a very stupid person and for his generation eating a lot is a sign of masculinity, so he’s going to force fed himself and then shit himself.

        He’s been in a spiral for a while, I fully expect JD to swoop in after January, if he acts earlier than he’s limited to one term.

        I think trump will be the fall guy starting after midterms and then a hard push in about 6 months. He’ll stop being valuable as a scape goat in office, and Republican voters are dumb enough to see a mild improvement under JD and blame not getting the shitty parts on Dem.

        People keep saying they can’t see a Republican future without trump but it’s blatantly obvious what they should do.

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        14 hours ago

        Everyone has a daily allotment of fucks to give however they choose.

        It’s a resource like any other, and understanding that is the key to fighting the gish gallop method trump prefers.

        Taking a few seconds to go off on how fat he is even with Ozempic is worthwhile, because trump fucking hates people talking about it. And since zero people can hold him accountable till at least midterms, there’s no reason not to piss him off now. Because he can only focus on 2-3 things at a time max.

        People talking about how he’s a pathetic sack of fat is one of the few things that he actually gives a fuck about. So talk about it and stress him out.

        Same with the reflecting pool, if he wasn’t focused on that, he’d be doing some truly awful shit.

        So keep him focused on shit that doesn’t matter.

        Just throw “tan suit and grey poupon” level shit at him all day so he spends all his time and energy responding to that stuff.

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          12 hours ago

          I’ve no more fucks to give.

          My fuck fuse has just blown.

          I’ve looked around for my fucks all day but they’ve up and fucked off home.

          I’ve no more fucks to give.

          My fuck rations are depleted.

          I’ve rallied my fuck army, but it’s been fucking defeated.

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          12 hours ago

          Frankly, I wish the conversation would focus on the Epstein files. Obviously they don’t exist in a vacuum, this administration does too many awful things on a daily basis to never examine them, but if there is one thing we could do to induce cardiac stress, it would be to hammer him with being a pedophile. Every. Single. Day.

          The reflecting pool is emblematic of his failures. As is the Iran war. These are all things he can and does blame on others and attack them for. Being a disgusting child abuser is the one thing he fucking owns. I wish he wouldn’t experience a single day for the rest of his life without someone questioning that to his face.