It took me way too long to realize this was not a centaur cosplay…
You and me both.
Well at least it finally answers that age-old question of how a centaur would wear a dress.
I imagined this to be a hallucination of the old spice commercial
RIP cropping tool, people just forgot you exist.
Gotchu bro I know what you wanna see
Every phone I have had in the last several years presents a cropping tool when you take a screen shot. At this point not cropping is just engagement bait or something.
Cory Doctorow predicted this?
It looks like a forward-centaur though, like, the normal kind.
Okay it’s gross that he’s marrying a centaur, but it’s wild that he couldn’t make it to the hospital before having her baby.
Why the long face?
Why would a centaur wear a skirt like that if she gotta put her whole horse vag and anus out there
She don’t gotta, she wanna
respectable.
can’t complain too much, she looks stable
She’s a slut
That is a good thing nowadays
Did I say it wasn’t?
What if there’s two vag, one at the front and one at the back?
Don’t act like y’all haven’t seen a beautiful centaur woman marrying a caput equinum ab ano humano
How to tell everyone you have a centaur fetish without saying you have a centaur fetish:
At least her hair looks nice 😬
I think this was intentional. You don’t ride a horse that far up.
He was just wandering around and she was centaur meet him.
He’s hung like a horse, she’s half horse, it was love at first sight.
A stupid cow. Ok… Wait, it’s a horse.
