I’ve done many things in life that others would regret and I don’t. Somehow, this is not one of those things. I don’t know what was worse: the photorealistic drawings, the pictures, or the insane amount of rule34 type stuff that came up.
Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.
Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn’t help that I was the last one to touch it.
Don’t forget the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool).
Image search duck penis. You will not regret image searching duck penis today.
I regret image searching duck penis today.
You must be lying, that guy said you wouldn’t regret it.
I’ve done many things in life that others would regret and I don’t. Somehow, this is not one of those things. I don’t know what was worse: the photorealistic drawings, the pictures, or the insane amount of rule34 type stuff that came up.
I used to raise ducks.
Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.
Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn’t help that I was the last one to touch it.
Sad duck. Tasted great, though.
You mean the rest of the duck tasted great right?
:)
Dicks out for young Drake 🙏😔
Oh shit, this was 2016, too! I think a little before Harambe, so maybe I didn’t mess up the greatest dicks out joke my life would ever know.
Don’t forget the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool).
Cartoon NSFW
Ok.
E: safe search “off.”
That was a terrible idea.