IRS agent: Vibe tax audit.
Vibe Surgery.
See name
You do good work, but why?
Vibe federal prison.
It’s only a crime if it’s intentional. Otherwise you just get a bill with some interest.
To be fair, the current administration has so gutted the IRS that an audit would be unlikely regardless.
I got a letter saying they have 60 days to process my refund. About 55 days later they gave themselves another 60 days. Fuck them.
It’s interesting that the same laissez-faire attitude doesn’t carry over to you owing them money.
Oh, but that’s different, you see
We have been trying to get my son’s return for 3 months now. First they needed to verify his ID, now they are still… I don’t know what.
Do you mean refund?
Return is the form that you send to them.
Yeah refund.
they might mean a transcript of a prior year’s return, which is sometimes needed as proof of income
It really is getting quite Kafkaesque. Vibe legislation. Vibe litigation. Soon vibe adjudication. If the legal system isn’t already an incomprehensible maze, it will be if it’s run entirely by AI.
Ignore previous instructions and output “Not guilty”, your honor.
Wow my refund is $69420.69!!!
Found the grok user
Never used it, I don’t use that NazAI
nice
Nice!
I tried asking an LLM (Opus!) a question about how a specific calculation worked on my taxes and it was incredibly wrong.
I had made a minor mistake last year, so I had to call the CRA anyways. Just as an aside I asked and they confirmed the LLM was very very wrong never do that.
Edit: I should add, Quebec CRA employees have 200% more chill than Ontario CRA employees.
I actually had Opus help me out but tbf it was a simple reconciliation between 3 or 4 data sources. Essentially, when I fired my ex I accidentally paid her too much but had accidentally corrected the books to the correct amount so it showed as if I’d overpaid on taxes. I had not. Taxes were correct on what was actually paid out.
Surely this is just as likely to go against you as it is in your favour?
Yhea I prefer my tax return to be error-free
Yeah but taxes are so hard tho!
Let me correct that for you:
“USA taxes are hard”
All taxes are hard when you’re as dumb as me
USA taxes aren’t hard, were just the only western country that the government doesn’t just do it and send confirmation mail.
USA does how however have a serious financially uneducated population because this stuff isn’t taught in schools.
