slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoScientists Made Sourdough Bread With Yeast Found on Ötzi the Iceman’s Mummified Bodywww.smithsonianmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down11
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minus-squaretidderuuf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·edit-22 days agoIn unrelated news, people across the world are shitting themselves to death. Scientists still trying to assess this one.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 days agoI used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that. And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.
minus-squarethefluffiest@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoFirst, God sent the locusts. Americans voted them into office. So God came up with plan B: diarrhea.
minus-squareIusedtobeanalien@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoEveryone shuts themselves to death
In unrelated news, people across the world are shitting themselves to death. Scientists still trying to assess this one.
I used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that.
And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.
First, God sent the locusts. Americans voted them into office. So God came up with plan B: diarrhea.
Everyone shuts themselves to death