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cm0002@suppo.fi to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

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cm0002@suppo.fi to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Metostopholes@midwest.social
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    A while back I thought of a (much less clever) joke that only works in text:

    Do you know how hard it is to get an authentic French baguette around here?

    It’s a real pain!

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      I… don’t get it.

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        It is French for bread.

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        Bread in French is “pain”

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      Change it to “A real pain” without the “it’s”?

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        Isn’t it because it’s pronounced “pan”?

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          Not because of the pronunciation, because of the grammar. For the pun to work, it has to be read both ways.

          So, how hard is it to find a French baguette? “A real pain,” i.e. a drag, indicating difficulty. Or else, “A real pain,” i.e. emphasising the genuine nature of the bread we want – this interpretation fails if preceded by “It’s”.

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