The ring tempts. It wants to be worn. Putting it around a chicken’s neck doesn’t fix that. It’s the same as putting it in your pocket, and we know how well that works.
Right but like, put it on a chicken and you probably just get like, a bigger chicken. Hobbits turn invisible because they desire not to be seen. Chickens like to fight, eat, and fuck. The biggest chickens get to do the most of all of those. But they still need to be like, chicken scale, or it doesn’t work.
The ring tempts. It wants to be worn. Putting it around a chicken’s neck doesn’t fix that. It’s the same as putting it in your pocket, and we know how well that works.
Right but like, put it on a chicken and you probably just get like, a bigger chicken. Hobbits turn invisible because they desire not to be seen. Chickens like to fight, eat, and fuck. The biggest chickens get to do the most of all of those. But they still need to be like, chicken scale, or it doesn’t work.
So like, a Jersey. But a mean one.