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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago

Yes, I am a 43 year old child. Its good to find humor in the little things.

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Yes, I am a 43 year old child. Its good to find humor in the little things.

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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago
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    I give this photo a 9/10 rating.

  • Nebby@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    A wise man once said “whats the point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes”

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    For the metric people, the joke is;

    128884.314

    Fantastic.

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      128884.314 whats? Metres?

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        Found another non-metric person.

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    Cheers brother! Till 5318008!

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      1.406 *10^33458009?

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        that’s amazing, i’ve got the same combination on my luggage

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        I might need a captian for this one…

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    You are not alone :)

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      That’s the IP address on my luggage!

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    I too am chronologically 43.

    My mental age and level of maturity varies from 8 to 58 according to mood and circumstances.

    The lower reaches are more fun, but the upper ones are frequently less stressful 😁

    Also, the gear letters totally say “porndom”

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    My students are learning that $1^{58008}=1$

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    9/10

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      That’s exactly how full my luggage is.

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    micheal scott laughter

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    Nice. But you’re driving 14 miles/hour too slow, and you have 210 more miles of range than you should! :)

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      And it’s not june 9th. (Or the 6th of Sept for the part of the world that gets it right)

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    Quick someone help this man, he’s got 69 Boobs!!! That’s too too too many!!!

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    279 miles to E and E gives you boobs. Is that what this means?

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