• chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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    12 hours ago

    Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.

    Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      1 hour ago

      I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

      So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.