• No1@aussie.zone
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    2 days ago

    You know, here in Australia, the crocodiles don’t like marshmallows, so we just chuck a tourist in the water.

    • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social
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      2 days ago

      I believe that. Crocodiles have a much more fearsome reputation.

      And besides most tourists are obese, and probably just bob there like a noisy unhappy meal.