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Mx Phibb@reddthat.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Knock Knock

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Mx Phibb@reddthat.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Attached: 1 image I’m Japanese American, and I would have fallen for this!

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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    Anyone else do the fingers thingy while reading a haiku?

    • owatnext@lemmy.world
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      Every single time.

      I do the finger thingy.

      This is a haiku.

      • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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        Every is two,

        Or is it three syllables?

        I don’t know haiku.

    • GroteStreet 🦘@aussie.zone
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      Every. Single. Time. 🤚👆🤚

    • don@lemm.ee
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      Never a time when I don’t.

  • Aarrodri@lemmy.world
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    Bravo

  • Troy@lemmy.ca
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    Fantastic.

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