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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

The only version of Spiderman I've ever seen drive a car is the Disney Jr version, who isn't supposed to be old enough to drive

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The only version of Spiderman I've ever seen drive a car is the Disney Jr version, who isn't supposed to be old enough to drive

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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    Here’s another version for you

    This one even drive a giant mech.

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      Is that the 1970s version where his webs are actually semen, and he controls a spiderman voltron mech, and there’s like 4 other spidermans, and they have psychic abilities, and they’re all fighting over mary jane watson like a carnival prize? But mary jsne is a random japanese woman who wasn’t even a redhead?

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        his webs are actually semen

        Fucking what

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          Hey, it was the '70s.

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            Was that actually canon, though?

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              No, the '70s were just a retcon.

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          Japan: “No need to thank me.”

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      Man, this show was wild.

      It had a shit ton of practical stunts

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        It had a shit ton of practical stunts

        Including semen webbing? 😏

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