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minus-squarenot@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 day agoPoop at work, get paid while pooping and use free tp.
minus-squareTwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoTheir tp is all scratchy and thin though…
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day agoFold it 35 times
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoAnd now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoAnd the toilet’s clogged. Now where are you gonna hide away and procrastinate?
minus-squareVenator@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoJust grab a box of tissues from the office supplies closet instead.
Poop at work, get paid while pooping and use free tp.
Their tp is all scratchy and thin though…
Fold it 35 times
And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand
And the toilet’s clogged. Now where are you gonna hide away and procrastinate?
Just grab a box of tissues from the office supplies closet instead.