The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down129
arrow-up1388arrow-down1imageSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agoNah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
minus-squareJohandea@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-222 hours agoIf so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoI don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
minus-squaresqw@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 hours agoif you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police