So do it. He didn’t say it had to be human. Something small, yet ferocious with razor-sharp claws, and incredible speed placed down there oughta give him what he deserves.
If you wanna really complete the task you’ve been assigned well, then bring its overprotective parents along, too. Just wait to release them until the baby’s had enough time to play.
Have we figured out how to clone dinosaurs from their remains yet? I’m feeling baby T-rex.
Just grab a dinosaur off the street. We’re up to our eyeballs in turkeys here, but something fiercer might be in order
Took me a little bit to find the relevant info in the Wiki. Here’s a copy paste of Cassowaries taking no shit.
The first documented human death caused by a cassowary was on April 6, 1926. In Australia, 16-year-old Phillip McClean and his brother, age 13, came across a cassowary on their property near Mossman, Queensland, and decided to try to kill it by striking it with clubs. The bird kicked the younger boy, who fell and ran away as his older brother struck the bird. The older McClean then tripped and fell to the ground. While he was on the ground, the cassowary kicked him in the neck, opening a 1.25-centimetre (0.49 in) wound that severed his jugular vein. The boy died of his injuries shortly thereafter.
Cassowary strikes to the abdomen are among the rarest of all, but in one case in 1995, a dog was kicked in the belly. The blow left no puncture, but severe bruising occurred. The dog later died from an apparent intestinal rupture.
Another human death due to a cassowary was recorded in Florida on April 12, 2019. The bird’s owner, a 75-year-old man who had raised the animal, was apparently clawed to death after he fell to the ground.
in Florida
Of course… But Why the fuck?!
