The cats must be harvesting the Earth’s rotational energy!
Earth was designed by mice as experiment. Now it makes sense why cats and mice hate each other!
What’s 6 times 9?
4213 That is 5410 e.i. 1101102
“I may be a sorry case, but I don’t write jokes in base 13.”
Yes ! This is what Douglas Adams, author of the book series : “The hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy”, said about it.
(nevertheless the answer I like the most)
Quick, stick butter toast on every cat’s back and throw them in the air. Nothing beats infinite energy!
is this the day the earth stood still?
POV: Earthlings reaching the “find out” phase of climate change
Can’t wait to float into space.
It’s fine, I got a spaceship.
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Except for a slight issue with the pressurization
imagine you are just suddenly launched from west to east at 1,000 mph (1600 kph), along with all the soil and water around you, and everything touching them.
Edit: Looks like 25,000mph (40,230kph) is the escape velocity for earths gravity, but i wonder how far in the air you would mind up? 1000mph tangent to earth surface has to get you some elevation I assume.
I wouldn’t go very far, I’m surrounded by hills.
I don’t know… the boundary layer of air rotating with earth may rag doll you well over a few hills. Assuming the hills don’t shear off.
i think everything would collapse toward the core if it all stopped spinning… it would all crunch down to a much tighter, very spherical ball, because the spin is throwing everything outward, in addition to distorting the shape into an oblate form…
Assuming normal rate of gravity applies for that acceleration though right? So you still get flung tangent to earth surface at 1,000mph, but now also the ground is falling at the same rate as you once you start your decent? Wicked. I wonder if you make a complete orbit or not.
well, we’ve already sort of thrown “gravity” out a fucking window with the whole stopping thing… but yeah, i think we just start to spiral inward maybe…
edit: and then i think everything just stops in a big crunch
finally, global warming is not our biggest problem
Guess there’s nothing to do but melt with you
Okay but have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? Always works 7 out of 10 times.
did you report it?
Sounds like Joshua is in the Valley of Aijalon again.
This isn’t news to me
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Well, time to move to Mars.
Pff, innyalowda.
