Somebody’s got to be the mysterious stranger in the corner, right? Why can’t it be me?

As long as u go outside, this is a complete win

I’ll be the counterpart and just say it right there. I’m the Mr. Frodo on most parties. But I aspire to be the Gandalf on some! :)

sprinkle some crushed palantir crystal to your pipe and you’ll be dancing with the others in no time.

i belong in the corner petting the cat

I enjoy my solitude a bit too much, but if I go to a party it’s to mingle and party. Otherwise, why leave home? I am much more proficient at brooding on my own.

Me: acting out the top one because that’s what I’ve been told all my life that I have to in order to not be unspeakably rude; wanting desperately to do the bottom one or just go home; stressed and anxious as fuck by the disparity

Is that Rowan?