I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.
We have a local burrito stand that sells a burrito called the megalodon. You can get this spicy as well.
If you finish it all in one sitting, may God have mercy on your soul because you have two hours left of your life to enjoy the innocence of not knowing firsthand the life changing experience of having the eye of Sauron come out your ass.
This is another thing that I have wondered if genetics makes a difference kinda like the cilantro taste like soap thing.
I have never experienced anus burn from spicy foods, but have from other things that upset my stomach. Menthol soap also feels excellent in places others say it doesn’t.
I love spicy food, but not once have I ever had to consider what it will do to my brown eye. I definitely think genetics plays a role…
It may well be that you loving spicy food is protecting you. I imagine the exit hole can develop a tolerance in just the same way that the entrance hole can
I suddenly have an idea for a new government-funded study.
A Cross-Spectrum Analysis of the Effects of Carolina Reapers on the Anuses of Multiple Races: Do Genetics Affect the Perception of “Hawt Hawt Hawt”?
I’m not sure but the ring of fire is the main reason I don’t like spicy food, I feel like I could tolerate the rest of it, but what it does to my insides and part of my outside, no way.
There are lots of bug vs feature questions here and I’m not going to object to any of the possible stances.
I prefer Dr Bronners peppermint soap. 😉
