Alteon@lemmy.world to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 1 年前Fraud trial juror reports getting bag of $120,000 and promise of more if she'll acquitwww.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1290arrow-down12
arrow-up1288arrow-down1external-linkFraud trial juror reports getting bag of $120,000 and promise of more if she'll acquitwww.yahoo.comAlteon@lemmy.world to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 1 年前message-square70fedilink
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 年前What, you mean this bag of 80k that somebody dropped at my door? No idea where it came from
minus-squarebazus1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 年前I’m shocked that you’d think that any amount of money, even 60k, would get me to compromise my civic duty.
minus-squareKaity@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 年前40k is only a years salary for me so idk why they thought that would be anywhere near enough.
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 年前This 20k would have really helped me out, but alas, morals.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 年前Somebody suggested that I’d get some money, but I never did. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for an appointment at the Ferrari dealership.
minus-squareProIsh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前This was all beautiful, thank you everyone that pulled through
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Definitely not true for a sweet used one
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Yeah, but you said going to the Ferrari dealer, not going to Craigslist.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Imagine your surprise when you realize you can buy a used Ferrari at a dealership
minus-squarebazus1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前apparently our 20k increments played well on Boing Boing . We did it guys!
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前How do they expect to sway a juror for only $5k?
What, you mean this bag of 80k that somebody dropped at my door? No idea where it came from
I’m shocked that you’d think that any amount of money, even 60k, would get me to compromise my civic duty.
40k is only a years salary for me so idk why they thought that would be anywhere near enough.
This 20k would have really helped me out, but alas, morals.
Somebody suggested that I’d get some money, but I never did. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for an appointment at the Ferrari dealership.
This was all beautiful, thank you everyone that pulled through
You’re beautiful.
120k is barely a down payment on a Ferrari.
Definitely not true for a sweet used one
Yeah, but you said going to the Ferrari dealer, not going to Craigslist.
Imagine your surprise when you realize you can buy a used Ferrari at a dealership
apparently our 20k increments played well on Boing Boing . We did it guys!
Finally, we’re famous.
How do they expect to sway a juror for only $5k?
What bag?