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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Unfortunately still doesn’t explain what to do when you’re covered in piss 😔

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      Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

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      At that point you either take a shower or start licking

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        Would you do it for $100?

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          If I had the $100 to spare I’d totally take you up on that

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      You mean p!$$

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