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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Something strange is going on

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Something strange is going on

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    the walls of a bus are sheetmetal thin, while car doors are padded with soundproofing and foam and handles and speakers and airbags and multiple layers of metal. plus the bus seats are benches for easy side movement while cars have bucket seats and seatbelts.

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      I DIDN’T SAY I WANTED A MAGICAL REAL LIFE MYSTERY SOLVED ASSHOLE

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        Geez, what a guy, heh?

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        I literally issued a vocal laugh.

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          Your issuance was received and recorded, and we thank you for your contribution.

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      Plus a bus is wider than a car, and takes up more of the lane than a car.

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        they’re also taller than cars

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          Usually longer too!

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            Not to mention buses can be up to 100% busier than cars as well

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              They bussin fr

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            Please use the spoiler tags people.

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      My bicycle also fits in a lane. And I can cover its width with a single arm.

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        If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

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          Bet she’d also fit in a lane.

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            Too soon.

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              Well yeah, you’d need to invent Bionic Wheels first.

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