Missed the opportunity to use a bottle of Qui-Gon Gin.
Obeer wan Kenobeer
Luke Johnnywalker
Darth Vodkar
LOL. The last two are gold.
Why Johnny?
Gin:
“You know what, I’m feeling quite relaxed”
[Sobs, bottle in hand, at the bottom of the stairs] “I gave those bastard jedis the best years of my life!”
I’d imagine some pretty fun shenanigans with a drunk force user.
I would assume force users (both Jedi and Sith) would be forbidden by their masters from using anything mind-altering, except maybe in strictly controlled rituals. And for good reason. Can’t have people running around, randomly force-pushing strangers from a 120th floor balcony on Coruscant.
I am 100% sure the Night Sisters smoke weed.
Didn’t Obi-Wan order a drink at that bar that he and Anakin went through while chasing Zam Wessel in Episode 2?
Now that you mention it, that’s right. While we can’t be sure if that drink actually contained alcohol, the size and shape of the glass at least heavily implies it.
He used the force to nullify the alcohol in his body.
I just made that up.
I dunno, I could see a world with drunk sith maybe
That Sith would be played by Jackie Chan. Drunken Sith Master.
I don’t know. At least during the high republic era with one master and one student, I’d imagine that getting drunk and accidentally showing everyone around you that you have force powers would be extremely dangerous, even more than for a jedi.
Maybe they just have to limit themselves
I have long pondered a comedy set in the Star Wars universe. Maybe some beer-swilling, rowdy Jedi. And fortunately Auralnauts fulfilled my dream: https://youtu.be/WSCm8yAxBr8?si=QC1SNiLAMAu1rE0T
Some of the later entries in the series are a bit weak, but there are always worthwhile punchlines.
Not if they’re a sith. Can you imagine the pandemonium?
Or…the fun…? | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
